Chapter 1: In the not too distant future
Jeremie stared out of the window, the blankness vacuum of space blankets the view. Below him, the planet earth slowly rotates; People living out their lives, unaware of the weekly horrors he endures. For you see, he is the latest test subject in an experiment on the human psyche when bombarded with the worst movies ever made. These movies are sent by his dean, Pierre Delmas, and science teacher, Professor Suzanne Hertz. Teachers of the renowned Kadic Academy, part of the prestigious Gizmonic Educational Division. Why they snapped and came up with the idea to do this, like Tootsie-Roll Pops, we will never know
Today was the day that the mad teachers subjected him to his weekly movie. He hates having to watch the god-awful movies. The only way he can get through the movies is by wisecracking them, and even then, there is still some effect from them, usually in the form of a headache about an hour or two after the film.
The PA system on the